Online Fortune Program

This page simulates the venerable BSD / Linux command line program "Fortune". I created it so my GUI addicted MS Windows using coworkers could experience the wonder of fortune.

There shouldn't be anything blatantly NSFW, but there might be some slightly inappropriate content.

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Your Fortune

Click the button to get a fortune!

Get a New Fortune

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Sources

Update: now using more fortune files. I have included most of the fortunes from the following files (all in /usr/share/fortune/ on Linux). I'll add more as I have time.

• fortunes-min
• art
• humorists
• songs-poems
• startrek
• tao
• wisdom